Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Who is Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church?

Who is Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church?


Fred Phelps is an elderly self proclaimed Christian Cult leader with a strong obsession with anal sex and homosexuals. The questionable mental health of Pastor Phelps has inspired him and the inbred followers of the Westboro Baptist Church to protest the funerals of soldiers and many others as a sick publicity stunt to push the message that God Hates You and God Hates America. He is a well spoken man who uses a rapid fire delivery of creative anti gay and hate speech toward Americans. He believes that all of the world’s problems are because God hates people having butt sex. Pastor Phelps has solved the age old mystery of why there is war, death and destruction in the world; answer: because people have butt sex. No more grand meaning to life in Pastor Phelps’s Bible, just 2 groups of people. Those who have butt sex and those who are killed by an angry God as punishment for the others having butt sex.

Pastor Phelps also hates animals, children, minorities, bright colors and even himself at times. The most amazing thing about an elderly deranged pervert who is obsessed with butt sex is the reality that he has followers?  This proves that no matter how sick you are there are people in the ass crack of the United States who will follow you. I just want to now when will Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church members make some cyanide kool-aid and do the world a favor. They can go meet this God that hates everyone and seek the answers they are searching for.

1 comment:

  1. This brought me a laugh and a smile on a otherwise stupid Monday :)


    Hank
    http://dwellerofrhymes.blogspot.com/

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